DEMI LOVATOgot a new tattoo on her shoulder that says "Now I'm a warrior".  There's no word what it means.

Nicki Minajis leaving American Idol..Christina Aguilera is back next season on The Voice..

CBS is NOT bringing back these show nest season:  "CSI: New York", "Golden Boy", "Made in Jersey", "Partners", "Rules of Engagement", "The Job" and "Vegas".

DIDDYTweeted that he's now a series regular on "Downton Abbey".  Obviously, it's not true..new season will start in January, btw.

Oscar Mayer is now making hot dogs stuffed with bacon..can I squeal with delight?? 

CHRISTINA AGUILERA and CEE LO GREEN are reportedly in talks to return to "The Voice".  And Christina may be getting a deal worth at least $12 million.  It's unclear if ADAM LEVINE and BLAKE SHELTON are planning on returning, or if they're going to sit the next season out.

THIS IS THE STUFF MOVIES ARE MADE FROM…Just hours after JUSTIN BEIBER performed in South Africa, a sophisticated heist went down at the venue . . . and the thieves made off with the money Justin brought in.  Supposedly, they got at least $330,000. 

CATCH THE WANTED AND AVRIL LAVIGNE TONIGHT ON DANCING WITH THE STARS!

DEMI LOVATO'S new album "Demi" comes out TODAY.

WHAT DOES SELENA GOMEZ WANT WHILE ON TOUR?

BELIEVE IT OR NOT..THE ONLY THING SHE WANTS IS RAMEN NOODLES! 

   JUSTIN BIEBER shows off his stret style as the new face of ADIDAS NEO.  SELENA GOMEZ is also an ambassodor for the brand. 

"Men's Health" magazine has put together a list of the Hottest Celebrity Moms.  

Angelina Jolie

Heidi Klum

Sofia Vergara

Victoria Beckham

HalleBerry

Alessandra Ambrosio

Jessica Alba

Brooke Burke Charvet

Natalie Portman

Beyonce

Padma Lakshmi

Kate Beckinsale

Reese Witherspoon

Jennifer Lopez

Shakira

Gwyneth Paltrow

Rebecca Romijn

Jennifer Connelly

Adriana Lima

Jennifer Garner

(Check out the list with photos and commentary here.)

MARIAH CAREY HAS DROPPED RANDY JACKSON AS HER MANAMGER..The longtime "Idol" judge has been involved in Mariah's career since the 90s and was the one to help sign her reported 18 million dollar contract for this past season. 

 
 THE WANTED pokes fun at boy bands like 'N SYNC, TAKE THAT and the BACKSTREET BOYS in their video for "Walks Like Rihanna". 

According to a study by a nationwide chain of animal hospitals, dogs have the SHORTEST lifespans in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana.  They live longest in South Dakota, Montana, and Oregon.  Cats have the shortest lifespans in Delaware, Ohio, and Louisiana . . . and live longest in Montana, Colorado and Rhode Island.  In places where weather is warm, pets are more likely to be outside . . . which can lead to an early death.

  LAURYN HILLwas sentenced to three months in FEDERAL PRISON yesterday for tax evasion.  After that, she'll spend another three months under house arrest. 

JENNIFER LOPEZwas on a video shoot in Fort Lauderdale on Saturday, when gunshots were reportedly fired nearby.  Her security team rushed her to safety, which HAD to remind her a little of the time she was rushed away from that notorious nightclub shooting in 1999 when she was with DIDDY.

  Reigning "American Idol" champ PHILLIP PHILLIPS has been forced to cancel the nine remaining dates on his college tour.  In a Facebook post, he said it was, quote, "due to doctor's orders," and that the dates will be rescheduled at some point.

Fox has canceled "COPS" after 25 seasons . . . but it WILL live on.  Spike has already picked it up, and they've announced that the 26th season will premiere in September.

PRINCE HARRYis reportedly telling everyone that WILLIAM and KATE are having a boy.

FoxNews.com claims MARIAH CAREY is so fed up with NICKI MINAJ that she threatened to BAIL on "American Idol" this week, even though they're down to just the final three contestants.

CHRIS BROWNadmitted he and RIHANNAaren't together.  He said, quote, ""I'm always gonna love that person.  I can't be focused on wife-ing someone that young.  I need to be the best Chris Brown I can be."  (whatever that means!)

Tune into Fox tonight at 8 to catch the premiere of Rihanna's new documentary, 777 TOUR.  The documentary follows the star during her week-long world tour last November during the release of her latest album, Unapologetic.  She performed seven shows in seven countries - Mexico City, Toronto, Stockholm, Paris, Berlin, London and New York - to create international buzz about her seventh studio album. 

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE will release the second half of his "20/20 Experience" album on September 30^th.

 FYI----What are the most profitable products in the U.S.?  The iPhone is number one, with a 40% profit margin.  Marlboro cigarettes are second, at 30%.  Followed by Monster energy drinks, Coke, and Enfamil infant formula.

NICKI MINAJ and MARIAH CAREY engaged in yet another little catfight on "American Idol" Wednesday . . . and Nicki continued it on Twitter.  She said, quote, "[You have to ask] why a woman SO successful at her age is still so INSECURE, and bitter?"  HARRY CONNICK JR.says he's been approached about judging "American Idol" next year

 .  TAYLOR SWIFTis guest starring on the May 14th episode of "New Girl" . . . and the cast loves her.  JAKE JOHNSON, who plays Nick Miller, said, quote, "Taylor had a little monologue and delivered it perfectly..and she just bought a 17 million dollar mansion in Rode Island..and she paid for it in cash!!!

 Iron Man 3" Hits Theaters Today.

 JUSTIN BIEBERpaused a concert in Turkey twice, to respectfully observe the Muslim call to prayer…that the Biebs concert would be over soon!!!  Jk!

 KANYE WESTcryptically Tweeted, quote, "June Eighteen" yesterday.  He didn't elaborate . . . but it's a Tuesday, so it could be the release date for his next album.  But some people are speculating that it could be something else, like KIM KARDASHIAN'S due date. 

 Police in a town in upstate New York have been trying to shut down a FEUD between two rival ICE CREAM MEN.  Mr. Ding-a-Ling had sold ice cream there for about a week . . . until Sno Cone Joe told him it was HIS turf.  Sno Cone Joe then threatened Mr. Ding-a-Ling . . . and followed his trucks around to lure customers away.  Both the owner and his girlfriend have been arrested for stalking and harassment. 

Dog fight promoters were ALREADY the worst kind of people . . . and now they've come up with an even CRUELER way to do it.  It's called "trunking", and it's becoming popular in Miami.  They put two dogs in the trunk of a car . . . turn up the music so no one can hear . . . and drive around for 15 minutes before opening the trunk to see who won. 

 Madonna says she insisted on meeting her daughter's teenage boyfriend.  You know, just to make sure they weren't dating the same dude!   LOL!!

KANYE WESTand LADY GAGA are reportedly planning on streaming some upcoming concerts over smartphones, through an app called SpaceBar.  It sounds like it would be audio only . . . and could either be FREE or cost a buck.  You may also be able to send the performers a "tip

 HARRY STYLES from ONE DIRECTION nearly get CRUSHED by frantic teenage girls outside a hotel in Paris. See it on our facebook @bob933allthehits!

FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE DAY!

A 24-year-old bride, who is a nurse in England, was dancing with a friend of hers at her wedding reception, when the friend said he was feeling faint.  And when she went to get him a chair . . . he collapsed.  She was in her wedding dress, but that didn't stop her from performing CPR to save his life.   The guy is expected to make a full recovery, and The bride is planning another reception since the first one got cut short. 

 A Massachusetts couple has worn matching outfits every day for the past 32 years:

     . . . When reached for comment, the wife replied the outfits are a great way to keep their relationship fresh, while the husband replied, "Please kill me."

CHRIS BROWN'Sfather doesn't think Chris and RIHANNAshould be together.  He'd rather see Chris with someone like JORDIN SPARKSbecause, quote, "She's a wholesome young lady, very pretty.

JUSTIN BIEBER posted a picture on Instagram of himself shirtless and working on a laptop . . . with SELENA GOMEZhugging him from behind.  The caption read, quote, "'You've been makin music for too long babe come cuddle' - her."

One Directionhas been recording an album that "will be out before Christmas." The boys will make their way to the U.S. in June and their concert documentary "This Is Us" hits theaters in August. 

 BOB’S BRIEFS

  We're not sure ANY woman in the world would find this attractive . . . but there's a company in Australia that's selling LINGERIE FOR MEN.  It's mostly pink, filled with lace and bows, and includes teddies, camisoles, thongs, negligees, and even padded man-bras.  The company says they hope this changes the way men look at underwear.

Over the weekend, JUSTIN BIEBERposted a picture of himself snuggling with SELENA GOMEZ, but then took it down.  Selena flew to Oslo for Justin's show Thursday, then reportedly followed him to Copenhagen for a gig on Saturday.  There's no official word that they're back together. 

TAYLOR SWIFTmay drop $24 million on a mansion in Rhode Island.  There's a photo of her checking out the place, which has seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms, a five car heated garage and over 700 feet of shoreline on the Atlantic Ocean.

TOM CRUISE’S NEW MOVIE   1.  (NEW)  "Oblivion", $38.2 million  AT THE BOX OFFICE.

BOB’S BRIEFS

A new study on sleep found the five things that help you sleep longer:   Doing yoga, being calm, sleeping next to someone else, ALSO “PLAYIN THE PIANO”.. or a hot shower all help.  And the five things that COST you sleep are:  Being alert, having a partner who snores, charging your phone next to your bed, watching a movie, and having a fan on. 

We've finally got a scientific explanation for why you forget people's names right after you meet them.  Researchers found that your brain takes 30 minutes to two hours to decide whether new information is worth remembering.  So if you meet someone and can't remember their name, it's because your brain decided it wasn't IMPORTANT ENOUGH.

Today is EARTH DAY!  HOW ARE YOU MAKING MOTHER EARTH HAPPY?

I am celebrating by not taking a shower and wearing my TEVAS!

MILEY CYRUSwas spotted smoking a BLUNT inside a Hollywood nightclub on Sunday night.  And there are pictures and VIDEO to prove it.  It was the same club where RIHANNAwas spotted smoking one last week. 

Snoop Lion thinks Miley Cyrus is one of the greatest artists of all time because:

A.)  She has been able to change her image and remain relevant.

B.)  She doesn't lip-sync.

C.)  HE SMOKES A TON OF WEED.

if you come up a few pennies short in this month's budget, you may want to reach out to BEYONCÉ and JAY-Z, who are reported to be the music biz's first billionaire couple, thanks to Pepsi, H&M and her current world tour.  In addition to his music, JAY-Z is the co-founder of ROC NATION, co-owner of the 40/40 nightclub, co-creator of fashion label ROCAWEAR, former DEF JAM RECORDINGS CEO and owns shares in the BROOKLYN NETS.

STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW!

.  Someone FINALLY made milk that tastes like the milk at the bottom of a cereal bowl.  A company called Cow Wow is rolling out its new "cereal milk" nationwide.  It comes in flavors designed to taste like Fruity Pebbles or Cocoa Pebbles.  Flavors modeled after Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch are coming soon.

According to a survey of real-estate agents, you'll have a tougher time selling your house if you smoke.  56% said that buyers are LESS likely to buy a house where people smoke . . . and 27% said that most buyers REFUSE to buy a smoker's house.  And if you do sell it, the price could be 29% lower. 

.  Here's a new layer of tragedy on yesterday's bombing.  The marathon was actually dedicated to the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School tragedy in Newtown, Connecticut.  And several Newtown families were at the race . . . and seated in a VIP section near where the explosions went off.  There's no word on whether any of them were injured or killed. 

POSSIBLE NEW COUPLE ALERT!!!!   KESHA And HARRY STYLESfrom ONE DIRECTION!!.  Kesha says, quote, "We've texted here and there.  No sexting . . . not yet.  Maybe he can be my cougar bait.  It could be really fun." 

SELENA GOMEZhas announced a ton of tour dates, beginning with a show in Vancouver on August 14th.  For more information, including a full itinerary, hit up SelenaGomez.com.

 .  According a new survey, it takes the average woman seven and a half months to feel totally comfortable with a guy.  And three ways to tell are:  She starts burping . . . breaking wind . . . and STOPS wearing makeup and matching underwear.  It only takes guys a few WEEKS to be totally comfortable..

So it's come to this?  Groupon is selling half-priced pregnancy tests.

Not wearing a bra is actually better for your physical condition.  So by that logic, Miley Cyrus is the healthiest woman to ever walk the earth!

NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND 

--"Scary Movie 5"- starring Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen,and Lindsay Lohan

--"42: The Jackie Robinson Story"- starring Chadwick Boseman and Harrison Ford

--"Disconnect"- starring Jason Bateman, Alexander Skarsgard, and Paula Patton

--"Into the White"- a World War II movie starring "Harry Potter's" Rupert Grint

A senior at Pepperdine University made one of those YouTube videos asking JOE JONASto attend her formal with her.  He couldn't make it, but he filmed a video offering to take HER to a concert of his in July.  And he surprised her with it on the "Today"show yesterday..A senior in college still lovin on the Jonas Bros?  OK..

 LADY GAGAhas been on the shelf since undergoing hip surgeryin February, and won't be back in action until September, at the earliest.

 SUNDAY>>>>"2013 MTV Movie Awards". . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on MTV.  "Saturday Night Live's" Rebel Wilson hosts with performances by Selena Gomez, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. 

BOBS BRIEFS

A new survey asked men and women to name the qualities of a, quote, "real man."  And the top five qualities are:  Investigating strange noises in the house . . . offering to carry a woman's bags . . . handling the barbecue . . . changing a tire . . . and dealing with spiders.

 CareerBuilder did a survey on the weirdest things bosses have asked employees to do.  The highlights are:  Buying guns . . . helping their kid with a science fair project . . .  and asking a female employee if she'd be a surrogate mother. 

     DOGS IN PANTY HOSE?  It is the growing trend in China!  I don't know about this!

JUSTIN BIEBERTweeted a phone number that was supposedly his, and said he was taking calls from his fans.  But the number was actually TMZ's toll-free tip line.

21-Year-Old "Buckwild" Star Shain Gandee Was Found Dead Yesterday . . . After an Apparent "Mudding" Accident  (. . . continued . . .Production on Season Two has been halted indefinitely . . . but MTV wouldn't comment on the show's future, which is now in doubt, naturally.

The cruise industry has been getting some pretty SERIOUS complaints lately . . . so here's a survey that found some of the LESS serious ones.  Cruise employees shared the most ridiculous complaints they'd heard, including people complaining that the sea was too loud, that it was too hard to get a tan in Alaska, and they spent too much in tips because the service was so good.

FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE DAY..

You know the 44-year-old DEADBEAT DAD from Passaic, New Jersey who won $338 million in the Powerball last week?  He paid the $29,000 he owed in back child support yesterday, AND he says he's going to pay the rent for EVERYBODY on his block for the next "month or two". 

REASONS TO LOVE WALMART!!

Where else can you buy ammo AND imitation crab meat?

Where else can you get a WWE T-shirt AND an engagement ring?

GIVE IT UP FOR CHARLOTTE NC!  LOTS OF GREAT MOVIES AND SERIES HAVE BEEN FILMED THERE RECENTLY..THE HUNGER GAMES, SHOWTIMES EMMY WINNING HOMELAND, AND THIS NEW FILM WHICH BEGINS SHOOTING THIS MONTH..CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR ..STARRING NICK JONAS!

JUSTIN BIEBERhad to leave his new monkey with customs officials when he touched down in Germany the other day, because he didn't have the proper paperwork to bring it into the country.  He can pick it up when he leaves, after paying a fine and the cost of its quarantine.  Justin has shows scheduled in Germany through Saturday.

Rumor has it HARRY STYLES is working on some solo music . . . without ONE DIRECTION.  So does this mean the group is breaking up? 

BOB’S BRIEFS!

According to a new survey, 14% of us have bought something just because it was considered a status symbol.  And one in four people who did went at least $7,500 into debt to get it.  The top status symbols include a 50-inch television . . . an iPad . . . a gardener . . .  a nanny . . . and a personalized license plate.

A new, totally un-scientific study has named the LEAST SEXY CITIES in the U.S.  The rankings come from a "sugar daddy" website, and it's based on how often women REJECTED rich guys who offered free trip offers to these cities.  So the five least sexy cities in the U.S. are supposedly Greensboro, North Carolina . . . Richmond, Virginia . . . Fort Worth, Texas . . . Beverly Hills, California . . . and Chattanooga, Tennessee

  Mumford & Sons Announce Upcoming North American Tour Dates

Mumford & Sons are pleased to announce the details of their upcoming North American tour. The band will be performing a number of shows through May and June, beginning on May 21 in Calgary before playing shows along the West Coast and Southwestern states. All of the band’s headlining shows will be supported by Michael Kiwanuka and Mystery Jets. For a full itinerary, please see below.

Tickets for Mumford & Sons headline shows will be available as part of an Invitation Onsale, which will begin Monday, March 25th, exclusively at http://invitation.mumfordandsons.com. Fans can register for an invitation to purchase early tickets for up to five shows along the tour (excluding festivals). The Invitation On-sale is designed to give as many people as possible an equal chance to purchase tickets, and to ensure that as many tickets as possible end up in the hands of fans. For more information, visit www.mumfordandsons.com. There will also be a traditional on-sale following the invitation on-sale, which will be next Friday, April 05, for all dates.

The tour also includes the band’s headlining slot at the annual Bonnaroo Music Festival on June 15 in Manchester, TN, and precedes the band’s anticipated “Gentlemen of the Road Stopover” shows, happening in August and September in Simcoe, ON; Troy, OH; Guthrie, OK; and St. Augustine, FL. Following the success of last year’s Stopovers, the band expanded the Stopovers to two-day events. For more information, go to: http://gentlemenoftheroad.com/

Mumford & Sons Upcoming Tour Dates
5/21 – Calgary, AB @ Scotiabank Saddledome*
5/22 – Edmonton, AB @ Rexall Place*
5/24 – Surrey, BC @ Holland Park*
5/26 – George, WA @ Sasquatch Music Festival
5/27 – Portland, OR @ Rose Garden Arena*
5/29 – Berkeley, CA @ Greek Theatre*
5/30 – Berkeley, CA @ Greek Theatre*
5/31 – Berkeley, CA @ Greek Theatre*
6/02 – San Bernardino, CA @ Glen Helen Regional Park*
6/03 – Chula Vista, CA @ Sleep Train Amphitheatre*
6/05 – Phoenix, AZ @ Desert Sky Pavilion*
6/06 – Taos, NM @ Kit Carson Park*
6/08 – Austin, TX @ Austin 360 Amphitheater*
6/09 – Austin, TX @ Austin 360 Amphitheater*
6/11 – Dallas, TX @ Gexa Energy Pavilion*
6/12 – The Woodlands, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion*
6/13 – New Orleans, LA @ Mardi Gras World*
6/15 – Manchester, TN @ Bonnaroo Music Festival
6/17 – Bonner Springs, KS @ Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre*
6/20 – Telluride, CO @ Telluride Bluegrass Festival
8/02-04 – Montreal, QC @ Osheaga Festival
8/23-24 – Simcoe, ON @ Gentlemen of the Road Stopover
8/30-31 – Troy, OH @ Gentlemen of the Road Stopover
9/06-07 – Guthrie, OK @ Gentlemen of the Road Stopover
9/13-14 – St. Augustine, FL @ Gentlemen of the Road Stopover

*w/Michael Kiwanuka, Mystery Jets
OPEN ON-SALE FRIDAY, APRIL 5 AT 10AM!!!

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT TICKETMASTER.COM AND ALL TICKETMASTER OUTLETS.

General Admission tickets are $50 plus applicable service charges.  All ages are welcome. 

There's a rumor going around that KIM KARDASHIANand KANYE WEST are going to name their baby "North" . . . as in NORTH WEST.

 WILL.I.AM says the BLACK EYED PEAS are NOT replacing FERGIE.  He Tweeted, quote, "The rumors on Fergie being replaced are so false . . . [it's] the furthest from the truth . . . [we're] family

 Winners at Saturday night's Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awardsincluded Johnny Depp, Kristen Stewart, LeBron James, Justin Bieberand Katy Perry.  Meanwhile, Pit Bull, Dwight Howard, Nick Cannonand the show's host, Josh Duhamel, all got covered in slime.

 The Montanastate Senate passed a bill last week allowing residents to harvest roadkill for food. The vote was 28-to-21 for passage of the so-called "Roadkill Salvage Bill." The bill now goes to the governor's office for final approval.
Opponents of the bill raised concerns over food safety.
Several other states have already passed roadkill salvage laws, including Idaho, Alaska, and Illinois. (Still)

--Delicious dinner, dear. What was that I tasted a hint of? Motor oil or transmission fluid?"

JOHN MAYER has spent most of the past two years dealing with some throat problems . . . but apparently, he's well enough to return to the road, because he's announced a big summer tour with Phillip Phillps!

 NELLYjoined TAYLOR SWIFT on stage at her concert in St. Louis . . . and they performed his song "Hey Porsche".  That’s the thing about aTaylor Swift show..you never know who’s going to show up on stage and perform a number with her! 

  Joe Jonas did NOT record a raunchy playin the piano tape with his Swiss model GF ...

RIHANNA'S 10-bus caravan was stopped at a border crossing near Detroit yesterday, after an investigator caught a whiff of marijuana.

 --A drug-sniffing dog was brought in, and . . . somewhat surprisingly . . . they only found a "small amount" of weed on ONE guy.  Rihanna wasn't on any of the buses.

 Carly Rae Jepson part of American Idol’s Perfect Harmony program. ..where you can vote on  your favorite Carly song and she will perform it on the finale of Idol..btw..  she writes all her songs with an acoustic guitar then popifies them!

THE FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE DAY!!

A family in New York bought a small, white, ceramic bowl at a garage sale in 2007, and paid three dollars for it.  After keeping it on their mantel for five years, they took it to be appraised, and found out it was from China . . . and was 1,000 years old.  And it sold at Sotheby's auction house on Tuesday for $2.15 million.      

THE SMELLY STORY OF THE DAY!!!

Casey Adams, an eighth-graderfrom Connecut has won the Odor-Eaters Rotten Sneaker Contest. "It's like chicken poop and wet dog and dog poop."..She says walking the dog in the family chicken coop was her key to sucesss.  Casey Adams went home with a $2,500 cash prize. Her mom says a new pair of sneakers tops her wish-list for spending the money.

BOB’S BRIEFS!  

PINK interrupted a recent show to figure out why a young girl was crying.  Apparently there was some sort of FIGHT in the crowd.  Pink made sure everything was cool, and gave the girl a frog toy and a Rice Krispies treat to make her feel better

the BLACK EYED PEAS are replacing FERGIE . . . temporarily.. the group is, quote, "secretly" auditioning female singers right now.  Supposedly, Fergie, who is pregnant wants to take some time off . . . and she'd be free to return to the group when she's ready. 

Justin Timberlake will have a sequel to the 20/20 Experience dropping in November.  10 songs on this one..10 songs on the next one.

WHAT?????????

Don't feel old or anything . . . but here are a few things that turn THIRTY YEARS OLD this year:  Chicken McNuggets . .. the minivan . . . the camcorder . . . Microsoft Word . . . and Hooters. 

JULIANNE HOUGH had $100,000 worth of jewelry that RYAN SEACRESThad given to her stolen from her car, after she left it in the parking lot of a Hollywood apartment complex where she was visiting a friend.  Three pieces of jewelry were taken, including a $50,000 watch..it will take seconds for Ryan to replace all that bling!

ADELE may be the next face for Loreal or Estee Lauder..she is being courted and whichever company she chooses will also have to incorporate her music!

ED SHEERAN had his first night opening up for TAYLOR SWIFT on Wednesday night, and he made it memorable . . . by slipping and falling pretty hard onstage. 

HAPPY BDAY!! Will.I.Am - 38  (Black Eyed Peas)

Today is March 15th . . . the IDES OF MARCH.  It's been known as a cursed day ever since JULIUS CAESAR was stabbed on it in 44 B.C.  Fortunately, the odds are that you will NOT die today . . . but be careful out there. 

America's bar tab on Sunday will be approximately $245 MILLION.

IF I SEE YOU AT THE EMERALD ISLE ST. PATRICKS FESTIVAL TOMORROW AND YOU’RE NOT WEARING GREEN..I’M GONNA PINCH YOU.. AND IF YOU ARE WEARING GREEN ..I’M GONNA PINCH YOU! 

There are reports that MILEY CYRUSand LIAM HEMSWORTHhave broken up, but one source says, quote, "Miley and Liam have been a bit rocky, but are not giving up.  They both want it to work."  Possible reasons they're going through a rough patch include her partying, his wandering eye and his not really being into her new look.

 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WILL LAUNCH HIS NEW CD NEXT TUESDAY AT 8PM WITH A TV SPECIAL ON THE CW AND WILL feature performances and interviews with JT.  HE HAS BEEN SLAYIN BTW ALL THIS WEEK WITH JIMMY FALLON.

According to a new report by the World Health Organization, the drunkest country in the world is . . . MOLDOVA.  They're a former Soviet republic with a population around 3.6 million.  The average Moldavian drinks 22 liters of pure alcohol a year . . . or the equivalent of about four shots of vodka a day.

A website just named the ten least 'hipster-friendly' cities in the U.S., based on everything from a lack of vintage stores and vegetarian restaurants, to the fewest young people.  The top five are El Paso, Texas . . . Jacksonville, Florida . . . Fort Worth, Texas . . . Oklahoma City, Oklahoma . . . and Houston, Texas.

BOB'S BRIEFS!

Some woman found a huge batch of TAYLOR SWIFT fan mail, a lot of it unopened, in a Nashville recycling bin.  Taylor's people were contacted and, surprise, they're downplaying it saying the unopened letters were "misplaced."  Nobody knows why the unopened letters were accidentally tossed out . . . I'm going guess that that person is now unemployed.

After undergoing hip surgery, LADY GAGAis using a wheelchair to get around.  A 24-KARAT GOLD wheelchair.

 AND GUESS WHAT BOB SUPERSTAR LIKE S TO SIT ONA CURB AND DRINK BEER?

. . . KESHAsits on a curb and drinks beer from a can that's inside a plastic bag. A

Stuff you need to know..

We've got a new rule of cell phone etiquette here for you.  In this day and age, you should only leave a voicemail if it's a LIFE-OR-DEATH EMERGENCY.  Otherwise, just hang up and send a text summarizing what you were going to say

   The new owner of Hostess says that by this summer, Twinkies will be back on store shelves.  He wants to get Twinkies back in time to make sure that Americans would still be disgustingly obese in their swimsuits.

 JUSTIN BIEBERspent some time in Amsterdam over the weekend.  And a gossip website claims he went to a coffee shop called Easy Time, where he did indeed smoke a joint and eat some "space cake" . . . which is a pot-laced snack.  He also went to a souvenir shop and bought himself a JOINT HOLDER. 

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S new album "The 20/20 Experience" comes out NEXT Tuesday..win it before you can buy it this weekend!

TAYLOR SWIFTvisited with a 10-year-old cancer patient named Lauren Hacker at Omaha's Children's Hospital on Saturday.  She also brought a "bag of goodies" and autographed everything in sight.

The Batchelor has found his bride and now it looks like he's got a new adventure! If you like looking at Sean, you'll now be able to watch him on this season of Dancing with the Stars! Just announced this morning, Sean will be on the show which kicks on on Monday

HAPPY GIRL SCOUTS DAY!!  NO WORRIES..TONS OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES IN MY FREEZER..I WILL BE CELEBRATING LATER!!