KIM KARDASHIANturns 32 on October 21st, and she's not happy about it.  So KANYE WESTis reportedly throwing her a $1 million party on a private island in the West Indies. 

A French court has ruled that "Closer"magazine can no longer publish or sell those KATE MIDDLETONtopless photos . . . and they have to hand them over to Buckingham Palace today. 

DRAKE is "the most illegally downloaded artist" in the U.S. . . . KANYE WEST gets that "honor" in Canada . . . and in the U.K., they love downloading ED SHEERAN and not paying for it. 

Lita Ford turns 54 today.  She celebrated by going to a party last Saturday night, not getting laid, but getting into a fight.

Christina Aguilera and Cee-Lo Greenare taking a hiatus from "The Voice".  Aguilera to promote her album.  Cee-Lo to get his arms lengthened.