BOB'S BRIEFS!

Some woman found a huge batch of TAYLOR SWIFT fan mail, a lot of it unopened, in a Nashville recycling bin.  Taylor's people were contacted and, surprise, they're downplaying it saying the unopened letters were "misplaced."  Nobody knows why the unopened letters were accidentally tossed out . . . I'm going guess that that person is now unemployed.

After undergoing hip surgery, LADY GAGAis using a wheelchair to get around.  A 24-KARAT GOLD wheelchair.

 AND GUESS WHAT BOB SUPERSTAR LIKE S TO SIT ONA CURB AND DRINK BEER?

. . . KESHAsits on a curb and drinks beer from a can that's inside a plastic bag. A

Stuff you need to know..

We've got a new rule of cell phone etiquette here for you.  In this day and age, you should only leave a voicemail if it's a LIFE-OR-DEATH EMERGENCY.  Otherwise, just hang up and send a text summarizing what you were going to say

   The new owner of Hostess says that by this summer, Twinkies will be back on store shelves.  He wants to get Twinkies back in time to make sure that Americans would still be disgustingly obese in their swimsuits.