BOB’S BRIEFS!

MICHAEL JACKSON'S oldest son, 16-year-old PRINCE MICHAEL, will make his acting debut on the season finale of "90210" in May. 

MUMFORD & SONS' second album, "Babel", won Album of the Year at the Grammys.  But the band says their next album will have a slightly different sound.BEN LOVETT says, quote, "[The first] two albums are like 'brothers.'  [We'd like to] do something that's a 'cousin.'" 

"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" will start being broadcast in Europe, Australia and Latin America. 

At the Grammys, ELTON JOHN told THE LUMINEERS that he was a fan.  Their drummer said, "There's no frigging way you listen to our album" . . . and Elton responded by slapping him in the face and saying, "The hell I didn't!  I definitely did!"  (???)  The band considers this a "special moment." 

THE FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE DAY!!

This is one of those times where the POWER OF FACEBOOK is used for PURE GOOD.  Last month, a 70-year-old British Marines veteran with no family died in a nursing home.  The Royal Marines Association put up a post on Facebook asking for people to come to his funeral.  And on Thursday, at least TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE did.

90% of people fantasize about co-workers and friends.  There's even a name for people like this:  men. Hee hee!