THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW

 Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra? That's what they're saying.

 The Mayan calendar ends in 35 days

I ASK YOU….A world without Twinkies ... is that a world worth living in?  This labor dispute may just finish off Twinkies!  No worries because a bakery in Chicago is taking doughnuts to new heights by injecting them with liquor.

TODAY’S SLEAZE

Police arrested JON BON JOVI's 19-year-old daughteryesterday morning after being called to her dorm room over a report that she had allegedly OD'd on heroin.
Cops found STEPHANIE ROSE BONGIOVI alive at upstate New York's Hamilton College, but a drug task force also found heroin, pot and drug paraphernalia. She and a male 21-year-old were arrested on drug possession charges.

CHANNING TATUM, who just nabbed the honor of People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." The hot and humble 32-year-old couldn't believe the news at first and told his blushing bride, JENNA DEWAN-TATUM, after they washed their dogs who'd been sprayed by a skunk! The missus gushes that her hubby is a sensitive sculptor that quotes EDGAR ALLAN POE, loves to give her massages and is an emotionally deep, open-hearted person