"Paramore: Writing The Future" Tour Dates Just announced…..
4.27 Augusta, GA @ Bell Auditorium
4.28 Clearwater, FL @ Ruth Eckerd Hall
5.03 Rosemont, IL @ Rosemont Theatre
5.05 Boston, MA @ Citi Wang Theatre
5.06 New York, NY @ Beacon Theatre
5.08 Atlantic City, NJ @ The Borgata
5.09 Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Sun Arena
5.11 Baltimore, MD @ Meyerhoff Theatre
5.12 Louisville, KY @ Palace Theatre
5.14 New Orleans, LA @ Saenger Theatre
5.15-5.16 Gulf Shores, AL @ Hangout Festival
5.17 Nashville, TN @ Grand Ole Opry House
5.19 Dallas, TX @ Verizon Theatre At Grand Prairie
5.20 El Paso, TX @ Abraham Chavez Theatre
5.22 San Diego, CA @ SDSU Open Air Theatre
5.23 Los Angeles, CA @ Dolby Theatre
Forbes list of 30 under 30 includes......Iggy Azalea 24, Hozier 24, Ed Sheeran 23, and Meghan Trainor 21.
Travel and Leisure" just did a survey on the cities with the most and least ATTRACTIVE people. The cities with the best-looking people are Miami . . . San Diego . . . and Charleston, South Carolina. The cities with the least attractive people are Detroit, Michigan . . . Memphis, Tennessee . . . and Oklahoma City, Oklahoma..hey..don’t shoot the messenger!
1- It can only last 3 months.
2- You can't tell your friends.
3- You can't go on dates.
4- No PDA
5- Only get together between 10pm and 4am
6- Only cuddle for ten minutes
7- Leave before breakfast
8- Can't get jealous
9- Can't leave a toothbrush
10- Agree friendship is the most important thing
11- DO NOT FALL IN LOVE
MILEY CYRUS gives fans their money's worth when they pay $995 for meet-and-greets before her concerts. There's a picture online of one guy cupping Miley's boobs, and she's totally going along with it. She also pretended to make out with him
Great advice from DEMI LOVATO: "I wish I could tell every yong girl with an eating disorder, or who has harmed herself in any way, that she's worth of life and her life has meaning! You can overcome and get through anything!
ORLANDO BLOOM and JUSTIN BIEBERalmost mixed it up at a restaurant in Ibiza, Spain yesterday. Witnesses say it started when Justin PURPOSELY bumped into Orlando, who went after him and even THREW A PUNCH, which missed. There was a brief confrontation, then Justin left . . . and the crowd applauded..
LADY GAGAand TONY BENNETTannounced that the album they recorded together, "Cheek to Cheek", will come out September 24th. They also released their first video, "Anything Goes! More of what’s trending now at bob 933.com..powered by jersey mikes!
. Here's a simple formula to figure out what you should be doing with your life. Write down the things you're good at . . . the things you're passionate about . . . and the lifestyle things you need to be happy. Then figure out careers that fit with your answers for each of those . . . and when you find one that fits with all three, that's a potential career for you
: It's about time we realized the most exciting place in the country isn't New York, Miami, or Vegas. It’s. and Cincinnati, Ohio The LEAST entertaining city in the country is Newark, New Jersey. DON’T SHOOT THE MESSENGER HERE!!.
Even though it sounds pretty gross, how awesome would it be if this works in humans?!
Researchers at Dartmouth College in New Hampshire have found that a certain parasite in cat poop can shrink cancerous tumors in mice. And eventually, they might be able to harness its cancer-killing abilities for people too.
The parasite lives in their intestines, and it's called toxoplasma gondii. (Pronounced tock-so-plasma GAWN-dee-eye.)
It can also infect people, but our immune system usually fights it off. What they've found is that it stimulates the same immune responses that help fight off cancer.
In mice, they used a genetically modified version to shrink tumors from melanoma and ovarian cancer, and increased their rate of survival. (Live Science)
-MILEY CYRUS got a new dog named Emu last week. It's a Collie. Her last dog, Floyd, was killed by a coyote back in April. She posted on Instagram that she recently held a memorial service, and felt Floyd give her his blessing.
- POP MUSIC’S NEW IT GIRL…ARIANA GRANDE has a new album dropping August 25th.
-What's something that INSTANTLY makes you more confident? According to a new survey, for women it's a new haircut, a sunny day, and walking in heels. For men, a sunny day came in FIRST, followed by a clean shave and a new suit.
AND JUST FOR FUN FROM BUZZFEED.COM
1. Would you rather give up cheese or oral pleasure?
2. Would you rather have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life, or have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth for the rest of your life?
3. Would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper, or use hot sauce as eye drops?
4. Would you rather have permanent clown face, or permanent clown clothes?
5. Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs?
6. Would you rather pee glass shards, or cry glass shards?
7. Would you rather go around with a visible booger in your nose all the time, or have a hairy mole right between your eyes?
8. Would you rather watch your parents do it every night for the rest of your life, or join in once to stop it?
9. Would you rather have diarrhea for the rest if your life, or eat a big bowl of feces once? (Buzzfeed)
ROBIN THICKEand PAULA PATTONspent Saturday togethe rwith their 3-year-old son Julian…and then Robin celebrated his 37thbday in Hollywood earlier this week with Leo Dicaprio..
Tonight on the Tube.
"Late Night with Seth Meyers"- American Authors.
"Chelsea Lately"- Adam Levine.
A new survey has found the SEXIEST JOBS for men. The top five are chef, doctor, lawyer, firefighter, and farmer. The least sexy job is politician.
"Time"magazine did a study to figure out the cities with the highest percentage of people taking selfies. The top five are New York . . . Miami . . . Anaheim . . . San Francisco . . . and Boston.
Remember the Carnival POOP CRUISE from last February, where passengers were trapped on that disabled cruise ship for four days with human feces running down the walls? A group of 33 passengers from the ship just filed a lawsuit seeking $5,000 a month . . . for the rest of their lives. They say they have ongoing problems from the cruise, ranging from anxiety to PTSD to chronic diarrhea.
THERE IS A GREAT DAD IN CHINA WHO REALLY LOVES HIS SON..IT’S IN THE FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE DAY…IN 6
A 40-year-old single dad in China has been walking 18 miles a DAY to carry his disabled son back and forth from school, because they don't have public transportation. And he says it's worth it, because the kid is at the top of his class, and he wants to send him to college someday. It's become a huge story in China, so the local government is renting an apartment for them that's closer to the school.
The top things you do not want to get in someone's will are..a pet..old furniture..clothers..an old car..or vacation souvenirs.
According to a new survey, the top things men do that ANNOY WOMEN include hogging the remote, not listening, not doing anything special for them, not admitting when they are wrong and passing gas in public.
There's a 38-year-old woman in California who's spent $42,000 on plastic surgery to look like BARBIE. And now she's taking it even further . . . and having HYPNOTHERAPY sessions to become DUMBER like Barbie. She says after 20 sessions that it's working, and she feels, quote, "ditzy and confused all the time."
"Life & Style"magazine claims SELENA GOMEZ, TAYLOR SWIFT, and DEMI LOVATO have JOINED FORCES to go after MILEY CYRUS for hooking up with JUSTIN BIEBERwhile he was still dating Selena. Among other things, the girls are supposedly "trash-talking" Miley in Hollywood.
"Star"magazine claims JUSTIN BIEBER could be BROKE within three years because he's, quote, "blowing $1 million a month on private jets, shopping sprees and strippers..he’s making his parents proud..
Rihanna is 26 today.
Brian Littrell of the Backstreet Boys is 39.
Rumor has it that NICKI MINAJis PREGNANT, and LIL WAYNEis the father. They've always claimed their relationship is platonic, and Wayne is engaged to another woman. But Nicki was reportedly seen at a dinner recently with a baby bump, and she was drinking water instead of booze.
Forbes"has released its annual "30 Under 30" list of "do-gooders" who are "reinventing the world", ….like….MILEY CYRUS, JENNIFER LAWRENCE, JUSTIN BIEBER, RIHANNA, and ONE DIRECTION, to name a few.
AKON revealed that he has two TIGERS as pets . . . and added that they make a mess in the yard. He said the tigers produce about 15 pounds of crap a week.
According to a new study of the "coziest" cities in America, the five places where it's easiest to relax and get comfortable are Boston, San Francisco, Santa Fe, Washington D.C., and Portland, Oregon.
There is a new toothbrush that connects to the INTERNET, and tells you if you missed any spots brushing. It goes on sale later this year.
What kind of person needs an entire bowl of ranch dressing? Katy Perry, that’s who!
That must be where the mandatory full-length mirror comes in - so she can monitor any changes to her waistline.
And lest anyone forget who’s calling the shots, Perry insists on having a director’s chair in her room.
Katy’s boo..John Mayer?? He simply must have an aged bottle of Laguvulin 16 scotch, water, soda and a fruit platter in his room.
Stars… they’re JUST like us….
Jay Z once again tops the Grammy class of 2014, scoring nine nominations, immediately followed by Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Justin Timberlake and Pharrell Williams, who each garnered seven nods; Drake and Daft Punk are each up for five golden gramophones. Album Of The Yearnominees are:, Sara Bareilles..Daft Punk; Kendrick Lamar; Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Taylor Swift. The Grammys air live on January 26thON CBS.
The nominees for Best New Artist are James Blake, Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Kacey Musgraves and Ed Sheeran.
Just last week, DRAKEand RIHANNAwere dropping serious dollar bills at a Houston strip joint. But Drake may have his sights set on another woman: LENNY KRAVITZ'Sdaughter ZOE. Sources say they went out to dinner in Venice Beach Sunday night. And a picture of Zoe on Drake's tour bus this weekend found its way to the Internet.
JUSTIN BIEBER'S party over the weekend included booze, pot and naked women. Justin hired 20, quote, "big booty strippers". Other women were taking their clothes off, too. Celebrity guests included Snoop Dogg, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Chris Brown, T.I.and Trey Songz. All the guests signed a $3 million confidentiality agreement though, so somebody might be in trouble.
David Blaine: Real or Magic". . . 9:30 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC. David Blaine performs for celebrity guests like Kanye West, Katy Perry, Robert De Niro, Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Olivia Wilde
OXFORDDICTIONARY HAS CLAIEMD THE WORD OF THE YEAR IS… “SELFIE”..SPEAKING OF FACEBOOK..I’M THANKFUL FOR AND THE NUMBER GAME..WHAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT ME..I’M NOT PLAYING. YOU SHOUL ALREADY KNOW..
The 2013 American Music Awards broadcast continues to build impressively -- dick clark productions announced that Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry, and TLCwill now perform -- Katy will open the show with "Unconditionally," the second single from her new Capitol album, Prism, JLo will perform a tribute to music legend Celia Cruzand original TLC members T-Bozand Chilli will perform with a special unannounced guest. They join previously announced performers Luke Bryan, Miley Cyrus, Florida Georgia Line, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Imagine Dragons, Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, One Direction, Justin Timberlakeand this year’s host, Pitbull. The 2013 American Music Awards are happening Sunday, Nov. 24 from 8-11pm ET/PT on ABC.
In Touch" magazine says ROBIN THICKEand BRITNEY SPEARShad an affair in 2003, after collaborating on a project that never materialized. Britney would have been around 21 at the time, and Robin would have been about 26. Robin's rep denies it. DO YOU THINK WE CAN’T READ B/T THOSE BLURRED LINES?? COME ON!!
For her upcoming tour, MILEY CYRUS is offering fans the opportunity to purchase a special, V.I.P. package, where you can pose for a photo with her . . . for just $1,000. (???) It also includes a ticket right up front, and the ability to shop one of her merchandise stands, away from the crowds. MAYBE IT INCUDES A TWERK WITH MILEY AND SOME FUN WITH THE FOAM FINGER?? By the way, these packages are already SOLD OUT for a lot of shows, including ones in Las Vegas, Anaheim, Tacoma, Phoenix, Omaha and Miami.)
THE #1 ALBUM IN THE COUNTRY IS "The Marshall Mathers LP 2", Eminem
Scientists say a tree in distress can call another for help. The other tree usually responds with, "What the hell do you want me to do about it? I'm a TREE."
Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio .
"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.
It is the most requested column I've ever written.
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short - enjoy it.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye, but don't worry, God never blinks.
16.. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful. Clutter weighs you down in many ways.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to be happy. But it's all up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.
don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative of dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have, not what you think you need.
42. The best is yet to come...
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."
KATY PERRY’S NEW CD “PRISM” IS OUT TODAY..CONGRATS TO ALL OF OUR WIN IT BEFORE YOU CAN BUY IT PEEPS…She saysthe first 300,000 copies of the limited edition include some sort of "seed paper" you can plant "to spread the light." (However no one knows what kind of seeds she's talking about, if they're flowers, vegetables, or whatever.) CAN WE SMOKE IT?
CEE LO GREEN was in court yesterday to face allegations that he slipped a woman Ecstasy and then sexually assaulted her. In case you were wondering, producers of "The Voice"say Cee Lo will NOT be fired.
BEYONCE’SNEW ALBUM LINED UP FOR DECEMBER..BUT THAT’S ALL WE KNOW!
Zachary Hanson - 28 (The youngest Hanson. This should make you feel old . . . he's MARRIED and has two KIDS, too.)
9 days til Halloween. So what do sexy nurses dress up as? Just askin!!
TODAY'S FEEL GOOD STORY!!
Last week, there was a story about a 15-year-old orphan in Florida named Davion Only, who stood up in church and BEGGED for someone to adopt him. Well, yesterday he was on "The View" with his caseworker, who said Davion WILL find a family . . . because they've already gotten calls from over TEN THOUSAND families.
JENNIFER LOPEZkicked CASPER SMARTout . . . and didn't even let him take anything with him. A source says she told him, quote, "You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing.
JUSTIN BIEBERhit up a strip club in Houston over the weekend. And. . he was photographed drinking a Dos Equis…well at last he we now know he has good taste in beer.
NBC has canceled two of their new shows: "Welcome to the Family" and "Ironside".
"Gravity"was the #1 movie at the box office for a third week in a row, after earning another $31 million. I saw Tom Hanks in “Captain Phillips” btw.. AH MAZE ING!!
KATY PERRY'Snew album, "Prism", comes out TOMORROW . . . but you can check it out early, because the whole thing is streaming on her site.
"Monday Night Football". . .. The New YorkGiants AND MinnesotaVikings
"Crazysexycool: The TLC Story". . . 9:00. on VH1
If you've ever wondered how many people have DIED in your house . . . and you have $12 to waste . . . a website called DiedInHouse.com can help. Fist of all..who wants to know that? Let me keeping thinking it’s just a critter crawling around in the attic and it will eventually find its way back out..CRREEPPYY!!
AUSTIN MAHONEHAS THE FLU..POSTING TWEETS AND PICS ON INSTAGRAM..AND HAD TO CANCEL HIS MTV ARTIST TO WATCH TOUR..
PINK’S DOCS HAVE PUT HER ON VOCAL REST AS WELL.
Katy Perrywill be the new spokeswoman for CoverGirl Cosmetics.
Stallone and Schwarzenegger's "Escape Plan", the "Carrie" Remake, and the WikiLeaks Movie "Fifth Estate" Are in Theaters..
SNL is a repeat this weekend.
• "Sunday Night Football" . . . The IndianapolisColts AND DenverBroncos .
There's now MATHEMATICAL PROOF that bacon makes pretty much everything better. An analysis of the 50,000 recipes on the Food Network website found that when a recipe included bacon, they almost ALWAYS got higher ratings. The only exceptions were pasta and dessert.
A new survey just came up with the top things that make parents UNCOOL. The top five are: Not knowing the most popular current songs, not being able to work an iPhone, not knowing the WORDS to current songs, their fashion sense, and owning a sensible car.
Here are a few of the strangest requests hotel managers have heard this year. Does your pet policy include llamas? Can you do my son's math homework? Can you stop the snow so I can get to the hotel? And can you transfer my room outside so my wife and I can have a night under the stars?
Here are SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN ways to impress your boss, based on the results of various studies over the past few years . . .
Wear red to show you're focused, committed, and trustworthy.
Get to work earlier than your coworkers.
If you're a woman, wear makeup.
. Have "executive presence" . . . which means confidence, calmness under pressure, and decisiveness.
6. Don't help your coworkers too much . . . you end up getting overloaded and can't perform as well on your own work.
7. Smile a lot.
8. Have sex at least four times a week . . . that leads to higher self-esteem and happiness, which translate to better work. That doesn't mean have sex with your BOSS at least four times a week . . . although maybe that WOULD impress them?
According to a new study, the average person has their "health wake-up call" at age 39 . . . usually because they start to feel old, have a health scare, or see a friend or relative get sick from their lifestyle. The biggest changes we make are eating more fruits and vegetables, exercising more, and cutting back on fried foods, alcohol, and smoking.
Looks like all that twerking paid off, because MILEY CYRUS just debuted at #1 with 270,000 copies of "Bangerz". If you count her soundtrack albums as Hannah Montana, this is her fifth #1 album . . . and she's not even 21 yet.
Glee cocreator Ryan Murphy has made it official: The show won’t go on beyond next season.
TAYLOR SWIFTis trying hard to come up with a new sound for her next album. She says, quote, "The goal is to continue to change, and never change in the same way twice. How do I write in ways that I've never written before and to a backdrop that I've never explored before?"
MILEY CYRUSis dating THEO WENNER. . . the son of "Rolling Stone"founder JANN WENNER.
LADY GAGArecently filmed a holiday special for ABC, which also features THE MUPPETS. There aren't any further details . . . other than that it will air sometime later this year.
WE NOW KNOW THE NAME OF BRITNEYS SPEARS NEXT ALBUM…Britney Jean." She said that's what everyone in her family calls her. WILL.I.AM was the executive producer on the album, though Britney worked with a lot of people to get it finished. This is her 8th studio album, and it will be out on December 3rd,
THE JONAS BROTHERSstill haven't commented on why they abruptly canceled their tour . . . but the latest rumor is that the group is being "Yoko-Ono'd" by KEVIN JONAS' wife, Danielle. Supposedly, he wants her to tag-along on tour, but that's a deal-breaker for NICK and JOE . . . because they HAVE A STRONG DISLIKE FOR her.
"Forbes" has put together their annual list of The Highest-Paid Male TV Actors. "Two and a Half Men" star ASHTON KUTCHER came in at #1 with $24 million over the past year. His co-star JON CRYER followed with $21 million . . . and RAY ROMANO was third with $16 million.
Pecan Pie Pringles have been spotted in Dollar General stores around the country.
PLEASE LEAVE SOME ON THE SHELF FOR ME!! THANK YOU!!
John Mayer - 36
JENNIFER LOPEZmay be getting tired of her latest plaything. She's reportedly getting ready to break up with CASPER SMART. A source says, quote, "She's been hinting that the spark is gone.
Go call the po-lice! Go call the governor! It looks like Britney Spears may have had some digital help to achieve the bikini body she shows off in her video for "Work Bitch." The visual effects studio that created the video, HOAX Films, has unveiled several before-and-after images, after speculation about airbrushing of the star's body started buzzing online.
Emeril Lagasse - 54
TITO JACKSON IS 60!!
Ginuwine - 43
According to a new survey, the average woman spends 14 hours a DAY with makeup on, spends $287 a year buying it, and their biggest beauty-related fear is being caught by their BOSS without any makeup on.
America's first BATHROOM-THEMED RESTAURANT just opened outside of Los Angeles. You sit on TOILETS instead of chairs, and eat FOODS that LOOK LIKE POOP out of mini toilets. The menu includes items like "golden poop," which is a brown curry . . . and "black poop," which is a chocolate sundae.
( seriously???)..i don’t even know what to say about this…WOULD YOU GO TO THIS KIND OF RESTAURANT AND WHY?
FROM THE “ OH WE KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN FILE”..Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Has Recorded a Duet with HIS WIFE..Avril Lavigne. IT’S CALLED “LET ME GO” ?????? it will actually be on HER next album, which is coming out on November 5th.
In an interview with MATT LAUER on the "Today" show yesterday, MILEY CYRUS said once again that her trashy performance at the "VMAs" was an intentional attention-grab. She said, quote, "It went exactly as planned . . . it's a month later and we're still talking about it.Miley told Matt Lauer she'd probably stop being sexual once she turns 40. In other words, Miley Cyrus AND I have a lot in common.
• "Jimmy Fallon" - Miley Cyrus. TONIGHT!!
According to "Vanity Fair", Beyoncé and Jay Z, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, Trey Parker and Matt Stone..(creators of Beavis and Butthead.)., J.J. Abrams and Ben Affleck are among the most powerful people in America.
SINEAD O'CONNOR has already LOCKED HORNS with MILEY CYRUS . . . and now, she's going after SIMON COWELL. She accused Simon of "murdering" music . . . and slammed the music industry for exploiting kids, who "are too young to know what they're doing."
In an interview on some late-night talk show in Ireland, Sinead said, quote, "I feel sorry for the murder of music . . . [and] rock 'n' roll, which has happened because of the industry, because of Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh . . .
"They are murderers of music . . .
"I feel that the industry does exploit people who are possibly a little too young to know what they're doing . . . all of the sexualizing of extremely young people . . . and all the worship of money, bling and diamonds . . .
"And all the 'Pop Idol' stuff, all the Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh . . . it all amounts to the murder of music." (TMZ has video highlightsfrom the interview. Louis Walsh is an entertainment manager, who's a judge on the British "X Factor".)
(By the way, Sinead posted a THIRD letter to Miley on Facebook on Friday, where she demanded that Miley apologize for "abusing" her and mental health issues, and threatened legal action.)
(She also demanded an apology for Amanda Bynes, and even references Britney's mental problems toward the end of the letter. Here's her post.)
"Gravity"had the best October opening of all time, earning $55.6 million at the box office this weekend.
BRITNEY SPEARSwas asked about rumors that she'll lip-sync her way through her upcoming residency in Las Vegas. She responded by saying that she "ALWAYS" sings live. (???)